Tuesday, February 17, 2009

My Standards of "Awesome" Stories Have Been High Lately

Now, they've gone the plaid of the next level of "awesomeness."  See what I mean with this story:

Chinese Mistress Contest Takes Tragic Turn

Regardless of who won the contest, this man deserves to win the award for unaware douchebag of the year (either that or the award for balls of pure steel if he actually knew how crazy it was).

Let's just peruse the highlights of the story, shall we:
  • Married businessman, hit by economic downturn, decides to keep only one mistress
  • Man stages private talent contest without telling mistresses his intention
  • First woman to be knocked out drove car over cliff with lover, other mistresses, inside


     

1 comments:

thepinkstink said...

It was only a matter of time. I blame reality tv.