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You Never Know Who's Listening

"So the other day, she came here with her underwear, Thursday, and we had made love Wednesday, a lot," Duvall said, according to KCAL, which obtained the video. "So I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah, that's cause you're such a bad girl.'"

 ---Orange County, CA Republican in session when he didn't realize his mic was live.  He was talking about two lobbyists.

The End of Obama's Speech to School Kids (via dailykos)

So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

Now, when I snap my fingers, you will immediately begin operation America Belongs To Kenya Now, Beeyotch. Activation code: six six niner delta roger omega fluffy tango niner eighter later gator.  [SNAP!]  Go! Go!! Go!!!

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